What are the best chuck Norris jokes.?!


Question: What are the best chuck Norris jokes!.!?
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CHUCK NORRIS' FAVORITE 20 FACTS (BASED ON THOSE HE'S SEEN)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.

ChuckNorris does not sleep!. He waits!.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ?| twice!.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris?| beard!. There is only another fist!.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?|t lifting himself up, he?|s pushing the Earth down!.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.

There is no such thing as global warming!. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up!.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.

Chuck Norris doesn?|t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile!.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost!.

Remember the Soviet Union!? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV!.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship!.

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Jesus might be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land!.

Chuck Norris can eat transformers in vehicle mode, and poop them out in robot mode!.

Chuck Norris doesn't spellcheck, if he spells something wrong, they change the dictionary!.

Chuck Norris can touch MC hammer!.
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assassin!? mercenary!? ninja!? no no no!.!.!. chuck norrisWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've got one!.!.!.!.

Knock, Knock
Who's there!?
Cheese!.!.!.
cheese Who!?
Chese Who, I love cheese don't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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