Joke>Is this a good way to get sick leave from work?!
Question: Joke>Is this a good way to get sick leave from work!?
SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave!.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off!.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises!.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing!.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off!.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing!?"
I told him I was a light bulb!.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out!. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days!."
I jumped down and walked out of the office!.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "!.!.!.And where do you think you're going!?!"
(You're gonna love this!.!.!.!.)
She said, "I'm going home too!. I can't work in the dark!"
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave!.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off!.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises!.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing!.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off!.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing!?"
I told him I was a light bulb!.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out!. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days!."
I jumped down and walked out of the office!.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "!.!.!.And where do you think you're going!?!"
(You're gonna love this!.!.!.!.)
She said, "I'm going home too!. I can't work in the dark!"
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Answers:
i tried this one!. didn't workWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Oh, where on earth did you find this one!? This is the best "blonde" joke ever! LOL! I am still laughing! O my goodness!
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LOLLLLL this is really funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol hilarious !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Pretty funny, not sure if my wife will like it!. She's blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hah, I'm blonde, but that was pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just like a blond to try to steal your thunderWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one !Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, i did love that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you were right, i loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com