At Last, An Intelligent Blonde joke, have you heard it before?!
Question: At Last, An Intelligent Blonde joke, have you heard it before!?
A Smart Blonde
'Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind!.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them!.
He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and
I hadn't paid for them yet!.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last
year:
namely that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
'Hel-looooo!!' (I told him)!. 'It's been a year!'
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up!.!.!. he hasn't called back!.
Probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me!.
Bet he won't underestimate MY intelligence again!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind!.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them!.
He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and
I hadn't paid for them yet!.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last
year:
namely that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
'Hel-looooo!!' (I told him)!. 'It's been a year!'
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up!.!.!. he hasn't called back!.
Probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me!.
Bet he won't underestimate MY intelligence again!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One of your finest GB love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well hel-looooo!!' grebeard were have u been not been laughing as much since u been away anyway you have a wicked sense of humour brilliant as usual lol xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.A star for you!.!.!.I liked this joke and pictured a person I know who is blonde and says "Hel-loooooo!! just like that!. I am still smilling real big!.!.!.Thanks for the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
bet the person on the phone thought the blonde was a right pane in the *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! that's brilliant! go us blondes! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank goodness I am not a blonde, good joke and a good laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, greybeard, you are pristine blonde and deserved a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quite funny but not the best blonde joke i've heard!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was not amused!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, i envy her!. How smart she is!.!.!.I want her intelligence! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hee hee that cheered me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOVE it!! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey i like it! ***STAR***
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I love blonde jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, that's really nice :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol she is sooooooooo smart
u just cant doubt that logic
giggle rating: 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
u just cant doubt that logic
giggle rating: 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Best blonde joke I've heard in a while!.!.!.good one! ;] XxXWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, I like it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com