Are you built like a baby too? (Joke)?!
Question: Are you built like a baby too!? (Joke)!?
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room!.
When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess!.
The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me!."
To the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested!.
The husband says, "I can deal with that!."
He takes off her shirt and shouts, Boy! you are small, but I love you anyway!.
The husband says, That he has something to confess also!.
She says, "No matter what I will still love you!."
He says, "Okay!. I am built like a baby down there!."
She says, "I can deal with that!."
So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up!.
She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby!?"
He says, "Yeah!.!.!.!.7lbs, 21inches!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess!.
The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me!."
To the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested!.
The husband says, "I can deal with that!."
He takes off her shirt and shouts, Boy! you are small, but I love you anyway!.
The husband says, That he has something to confess also!.
She says, "No matter what I will still love you!."
He says, "Okay!. I am built like a baby down there!."
She says, "I can deal with that!."
So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up!.
She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby!?"
He says, "Yeah!.!.!.!.7lbs, 21inches!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha, wishful thinking on my behalf, nice one, CQ!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's sort of like talking to a tennis ball!.
Or!.!.!.
Like the guy who once ate a c0ckroach in Bangc0ck and his hardwood floors became very dark!.
So he said to the guy on his left!.!.!.who let the French guy in!.!.!.next he'll have us eating grasshoppers!.
So Pew Ling named his first born son "Grasshopper"!. Then they moved to Brisbane and bought a monster house, 3 expensive cars and called it home!.
Now the Brissy's didn't like it so they said "Git outa town Mister"
!.!.!.didn't work!.!.!.so they move outa town and all of Pew Lings relatives moved in!.
They shouldn't have done that because the pub down the street was full of Maoris, guzzling Kiwi wine and sold their mud huts and caves to the city slickers!.
The city slickers couldn't adapt very well so they moved back to the city and became!.!.!."The Homeless"!.
So the moral of the story is:
Don't pee in the pond!.!.!.someday you might have to drink it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or!.!.!.
Like the guy who once ate a c0ckroach in Bangc0ck and his hardwood floors became very dark!.
So he said to the guy on his left!.!.!.who let the French guy in!.!.!.next he'll have us eating grasshoppers!.
So Pew Ling named his first born son "Grasshopper"!. Then they moved to Brisbane and bought a monster house, 3 expensive cars and called it home!.
Now the Brissy's didn't like it so they said "Git outa town Mister"
!.!.!.didn't work!.!.!.so they move outa town and all of Pew Lings relatives moved in!.
They shouldn't have done that because the pub down the street was full of Maoris, guzzling Kiwi wine and sold their mud huts and caves to the city slickers!.
The city slickers couldn't adapt very well so they moved back to the city and became!.!.!."The Homeless"!.
So the moral of the story is:
Don't pee in the pond!.!.!.someday you might have to drink it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
that's like the girl who was baking a cake for her boyfriend when he walked in and tore his clothes off and then went after her!.!.!.well she ran outa the kitchen and up the stairs and he caught her halfway up and tore her clothes off but she managed to get away so she ran down the stairs and down into the basement where he caught her in the laundry room and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Hey !!! Wait a minute!.!.!.!.it was me!
Oh oh!.!.!.another burnt cake!.
Anyway!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
it was horsey time!.!.!.!.
on the spining washer!.!.!.!.!.!.
Whew!.!.!.!.was it good 4 U!.!.!.!.!.
He he he
Well!.!.!.!.no fire department this time!.!.!.
and the dogs liked the cake!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's like the girl who was baking a cake for her boyfriend when he walked in and tore his clothes off and then went after her!.!.!.well she ran outa the kitchen and up the stairs and he caught her halfway up and tore her clothes off but she managed to get away so she ran down the stairs and down into the basement where he caught her in the laundry room and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Hey !!! Wait a minute!.!.!.!.it was me!
Oh oh!.!.!.another burnt cake!.
Anyway!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
it was horsey time!.!.!.!.
on the spining washer!.!.!.!.!.!.
Whew!.!.!.!.was it good 4 U!.!.!.!.!.
He he he
Well!.!.!.!.no fire department this time!.!.!.
and the dogs liked the cake!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If someone grabbed my nuts I'd be screaming too!.
Especially if people poked it with a pointy stick!.
I wouldn't be able to play horsey!.!.!.!.!.
or eat ice cream n choklat sauce!.!.!.
but I could jump on a queen sized bed!.!.!.!.!.
and then crawl in under the sheets!.!.!.!.!.
Maybe!.!.!.!.
but I wouldn't be able to do anything!.!.!.
because of the pain!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Especially if people poked it with a pointy stick!.
I wouldn't be able to play horsey!.!.!.!.!.
or eat ice cream n choklat sauce!.!.!.
but I could jump on a queen sized bed!.!.!.!.!.
and then crawl in under the sheets!.!.!.!.!.
Maybe!.!.!.!.
but I wouldn't be able to do anything!.!.!.
because of the pain!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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