Any suggestions?????!
Question: Any suggestions!?!?!?!?!?
Any suggestions for any jokes or riddles!?
if they are too long to write u could copy an paste!
thanks!(:Www@Enter-QA@Com
if they are too long to write u could copy an paste!
thanks!(:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Here's one of my absolute FAVOURITES:
Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette,and a redhead were
all talking about their daughters!. The Brunette said
"I was looking through my daughters things and I found
cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes!." The
redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters
things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe
my daughter drinks!." The Blond said "I was looking
through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms,
I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"
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xD
And here's some others!.
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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbour's dog!.
The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours!. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, 'I've had enough of this'
She goes downstairs!. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, 'The dog is still barking, what have you been doing!?'
The blonde says, 'I've put the dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it!'
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Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't
run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed,
but somehow the message never sunk in!.
Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point!. When my
husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors!.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house!.
He was gone only a few moments, and when he came out again
he handed me a toothbrush!.
"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well
sweep the sidewalk!.'
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A gang-member was holding his 8 month old baby while his wife was in
kitchen fixing lunch!.
The baby murmured "mother"!.
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife "Hey, the baby just
said half a word!"
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One day this guy goes into a chinese temple to look for a
place to stay!. The owner agrees to let him stay as long as
he does not sleep with his daughter or he will have to face
the chinese torture test!.
The guy thinks this is a fine deal so he agrees, until he
sees the daughter, who is the most beatiful thing he has ever
seen!.
So they spend the night together and he thinks he's in heaven!.
in the morning he wakes up and finds a 200kg stone on his chest
with a note on it; reading - "Chinese Tortore Test #1!. stone of
pain!." The guy gets up and chucks the stone out the window!. Just
then he notices a note on the window; reading - "Chinese Tortore Test #2!. Left testicle connected to stone"!. The guy jumps out the
window, on the way down he sees another sign; reading - "Chinese Tortore Test #3!. Right testicle connected to bedpost"
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Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette,and a redhead were
all talking about their daughters!. The Brunette said
"I was looking through my daughters things and I found
cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes!." The
redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters
things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe
my daughter drinks!." The Blond said "I was looking
through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms,
I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"
_________________________________
xD
And here's some others!.
__________________________________
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbour's dog!.
The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours!. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, 'I've had enough of this'
She goes downstairs!. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, 'The dog is still barking, what have you been doing!?'
The blonde says, 'I've put the dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it!'
______________________________________!.!.!.
Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't
run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed,
but somehow the message never sunk in!.
Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point!. When my
husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors!.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house!.
He was gone only a few moments, and when he came out again
he handed me a toothbrush!.
"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well
sweep the sidewalk!.'
______________________________________!.!.!.
A gang-member was holding his 8 month old baby while his wife was in
kitchen fixing lunch!.
The baby murmured "mother"!.
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife "Hey, the baby just
said half a word!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
One day this guy goes into a chinese temple to look for a
place to stay!. The owner agrees to let him stay as long as
he does not sleep with his daughter or he will have to face
the chinese torture test!.
The guy thinks this is a fine deal so he agrees, until he
sees the daughter, who is the most beatiful thing he has ever
seen!.
So they spend the night together and he thinks he's in heaven!.
in the morning he wakes up and finds a 200kg stone on his chest
with a note on it; reading - "Chinese Tortore Test #1!. stone of
pain!." The guy gets up and chucks the stone out the window!. Just
then he notices a note on the window; reading - "Chinese Tortore Test #2!. Left testicle connected to stone"!. The guy jumps out the
window, on the way down he sees another sign; reading - "Chinese Tortore Test #3!. Right testicle connected to bedpost"
______________________________________!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little have meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are so delicious
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O SchitWww@Enter-QA@Com
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O SchitWww@Enter-QA@Com
Britard you forgot to show your source on the "WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?" joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com