Yo mama Jokes?.....Star If You Liked.?!
Question: Yo mama Jokes!?!.!.!.!.!.Star If You Liked!.!?
YO MAMA JOKES!.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!.
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OTHER JOKES
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale!?
Shut up and keep digging!.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish!?
A: She drowns it!.
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet!.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks!. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds!."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds!.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says!. "Did you follow my instructions!?"
The blonde nods!. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day!." "From hunger, you mean!?" said the doctor!.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde!.
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida!.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home!.
(For the blonde jokes)
I don't believe that Blondes are dumb, So sorry if anyone blond out there is offended, I don't think that hair colour changes how smart you are Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!.
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OTHER JOKES
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale!?
Shut up and keep digging!.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish!?
A: She drowns it!.
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet!.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks!. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds!."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds!.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says!. "Did you follow my instructions!?"
The blonde nods!. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day!." "From hunger, you mean!?" said the doctor!.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde!.
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida!.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home!.
(For the blonde jokes)
I don't believe that Blondes are dumb, So sorry if anyone blond out there is offended, I don't think that hair colour changes how smart you are Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha! I like the yo mama one where she dies! xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!. The Yo Mama jokes were great and so were the blonde jokes! A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the dad is pale the best!. Most of them made me think!. They are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hah, those were pretty funny!. And blonde jokes don't offend me, I know I'm not THAT stupid, haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
: ) good Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol lol lol lol lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why are dum blond so short!?
So us brunetts can remember them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So us brunetts can remember them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lolz, I liked the first one!.[:Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was good!! you get a star =] xWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.had some good laughs!.!.!.thnxWww@Enter-QA@Com
get the hell away from stupid jokes
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*Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
*Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
*Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
*Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
*Q: How does a blonde kill a fish!?
A: She drowns it!.
*A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet!.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks!. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds!."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds!.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says!. "Did you follow my instructions!?"
The blonde nods!. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day!." "From hunger, you mean!?" said the doctor!.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde!.
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How about:
Why does othe Polish navy have glass bottom boats!?
,,,So that they can see the old Polish navy!.
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*Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
*Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
*Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
*Q: How does a blonde kill a fish!?
A: She drowns it!.
*A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet!.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks!. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds!."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds!.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says!. "Did you follow my instructions!?"
The blonde nods!. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day!." "From hunger, you mean!?" said the doctor!.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde!.
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How about:
Why does othe Polish navy have glass bottom boats!?
,,,So that they can see the old Polish navy!.
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