Who was more surprised ?!
Question: Who was more surprised !?
A mortician was working late one night!. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated!. As he examined the body of Mr!. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr!. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this!. It has to be saved for posterity!."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member!. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home!. The first person he showed was his wife!.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase!.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm sorry Mr!. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this!. It has to be saved for posterity!."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member!. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home!. The first person he showed was his wife!.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase!.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ROFLMAO!!! That was an awsome joke! One I might save for my own!. I bet that wasnt the response the husban was looking for!. I think he was more surprised!. :-D Great one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's another mortician joke:
Three morticians are talking shop!.
The first said, "Hardest job I ever had was a car wreck!. Took me 12 hours to get him presentable for the viewing!."
Second said, "That's nothing - I had a victim of a fire!. Took 2 days to get him anywhere near normal!."
Third one said, "I had a spinster lady die on her first parachute jump over a golf course!. She landed squarely on the flag of the 7th green - took me a week to get the grin off her face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three morticians are talking shop!.
The first said, "Hardest job I ever had was a car wreck!. Took me 12 hours to get him presentable for the viewing!."
Second said, "That's nothing - I had a victim of a fire!. Took 2 days to get him anywhere near normal!."
Third one said, "I had a spinster lady die on her first parachute jump over a golf course!. She landed squarely on the flag of the 7th green - took me a week to get the grin off her face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
traditional theory would say sam as he was unaware that he was dead!. second would be the husband at his wife's rapid identification of the "item!." third would be the wife herself for blurting out the identification without thinking of the possible impact this might have on her marriage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The coroner because he saw the biggest cock he had ever seen then not only that he found out that his wife new exactly whos cock it was!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahaha! good one! Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he ho ho ha ha he he!.!.!.
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha brill jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao, that's gruesomely terrible hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFLMFAO
the husband was more surprisedWww@Enter-QA@Com
the husband was more surprisedWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was unexpected
giggle rating 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle rating 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha this is the best joke for the week!. He should have left well enough alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha, nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaooo!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO
hehe its good cause how did she know it was sams!? ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe its good cause how did she know it was sams!? ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I found that quite disturbing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO that was great LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, that's funny! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good onr ,Thanks have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Probably the wife, and that is a very disgusting joke !.!.!.!.! !.!.!.but very funny!.!.!.LOL!.!.!
Thanx,,!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanx,,!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmhoWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is worth a 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i like that =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice joke =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol ! Very good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha that was funny and sick at the same time! i luved it! Hahah Lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats probably one of the best jokes I've ever heard
thanks :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha~~!!! poor wife she lost he pet ~~!!
she is going to miss something~~!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
she is going to miss something~~!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com