Do you know any stupid jokes that are still funny?!
Question: Do you know any stupid jokes that are still funny!?
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running!.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died!.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died!.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Two fliez are arguing on a toliet seat and one getz pissed off!.!.!.
{Tee he!?}Www@Enter-QA@Com
{Tee he!?}Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a man called Steve!. Steve was married to a woman called Lucy!. Everyday, in the dead of night
Steve would go to the toilet!. Once he had relieved himself and flushed the loo, he would clamber back to bed to begain his sleep he well deserved after a day at work!. In the morning, he was getting ready for work when he realised Lucy was still in bed!. She wasn't working and relied on Steve to bring in all the money so Lucy slept in!. Lucy only woke up after Steve had left and she woke up bursting for the loo!. She entered the bathroom and horror of all horrors! The loo seat was left!.!.!. UP!. She refused to touch it!. So all through Steve's twelve hour day at work she needed the toilet!. Until 11 hours in, her bladder burst!. Steve returned home to silence and a cool can of beer!.
Moral of this story!? Lowering the toilet seat will not kill you!. But a burst bladder will!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Steve would go to the toilet!. Once he had relieved himself and flushed the loo, he would clamber back to bed to begain his sleep he well deserved after a day at work!. In the morning, he was getting ready for work when he realised Lucy was still in bed!. She wasn't working and relied on Steve to bring in all the money so Lucy slept in!. Lucy only woke up after Steve had left and she woke up bursting for the loo!. She entered the bathroom and horror of all horrors! The loo seat was left!.!.!. UP!. She refused to touch it!. So all through Steve's twelve hour day at work she needed the toilet!. Until 11 hours in, her bladder burst!. Steve returned home to silence and a cool can of beer!.
Moral of this story!? Lowering the toilet seat will not kill you!. But a burst bladder will!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile!?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE ROBIN!"
LOL!. woohw!. that cracks me up every time!.
most people prolly think its really dumb!.
but i like it!.
have fun?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE ROBIN!"
LOL!. woohw!. that cracks me up every time!.
most people prolly think its really dumb!.
but i like it!.
have fun?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some of my all-time favorites:
What's brown and sticky!?
A Stick!.
Did you hear about the new pirate movie!?
It's rated R (pronounced Arrrr)
So this guy walks into a bar!.!.!. and says ow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's brown and sticky!?
A Stick!.
Did you hear about the new pirate movie!?
It's rated R (pronounced Arrrr)
So this guy walks into a bar!.!.!. and says ow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
SHUT UP
HAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
SHUT UP
HAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the road!?
answer:the world may never know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
answer:the world may never know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl thats funny!. lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Redneck letter
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast!. We don't live
where we did when you left home!. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved!.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family
that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't
have to change their address!.
This place is really nice!. It even has a washing machine!. I'm
not sure it works so well, though!. Last week I put a load of clothes in and
pulled the chain!. We haven't seen them since!.
The weather isn't bad here!. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days!. About that coat you
wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send
in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
pockets!.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday!. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out!.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out
what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle!. The baby looks
just like your brother!.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week!. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned!. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days!.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck!. Butch was
driving!. He rolled down the window and swam to safety!. Your other two
friends were in the back!. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down!.
There isn't much more news at this time!. Nothing much out of the normal has
happened!.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
PS, I was going to send you some money but I already sealed the envelope!.
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Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast!. We don't live
where we did when you left home!. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved!.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family
that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't
have to change their address!.
This place is really nice!. It even has a washing machine!. I'm
not sure it works so well, though!. Last week I put a load of clothes in and
pulled the chain!. We haven't seen them since!.
The weather isn't bad here!. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days!. About that coat you
wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send
in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
pockets!.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday!. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out!.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out
what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle!. The baby looks
just like your brother!.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week!. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned!. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days!.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck!. Butch was
driving!. He rolled down the window and swam to safety!. Your other two
friends were in the back!. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down!.
There isn't much more news at this time!. Nothing much out of the normal has
happened!.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
PS, I was going to send you some money but I already sealed the envelope!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com