A Blondes Year in Review?!
Question: A Blondes Year in Review!?
January:
Took New Scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.HeHello!.!.!.!.Bottles won't fit in printer!!
March:
Got really excited!.!.!.!.!. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months !.!.!.!.!.!. Box said "2-4 years"
April:
Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. Power went out!!
May:
Tried to make kool-aid !.!.!.!.!. wrong instructions !.!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June:
Tried to go water skiing !.!.!.!. couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July:
Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.!.car swamped because soft top was open!.
September:
The capital of California is “C” !.!.!.!.!.!.!. isn’t it!?!?
October:
Hate M & M’s !.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November:
Baked turkey for 4 ? days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!
December:
Couldn’t call 911 Duh !.!.!.!.there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
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Took New Scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February:
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.HeHello!.!.!.!.Bottles won't fit in printer!!
March:
Got really excited!.!.!.!.!. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months !.!.!.!.!.!. Box said "2-4 years"
April:
Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. Power went out!!
May:
Tried to make kool-aid !.!.!.!.!. wrong instructions !.!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June:
Tried to go water skiing !.!.!.!. couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July:
Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.!.car swamped because soft top was open!.
September:
The capital of California is “C” !.!.!.!.!.!.!. isn’t it!?!?
October:
Hate M & M’s !.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November:
Baked turkey for 4 ? days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!
December:
Couldn’t call 911 Duh !.!.!.!.there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
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Answers:
hahah that's so funny!!!
i cant pick my favourite cos they're all really funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i cant pick my favourite cos they're all really funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
True story!. I used to make plastic letters and numbers for changeable signs!. A woman actually called me and said she had all of the numbers from 2 through 11, but no ones!. I had to tell her to break the 11 apart where it was scored!. That's when she decided that some of the O's in the box must be zeros!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG, that's soooo funny! I'm rofl!.
That's awesome!
You know you didn't ask a question, right!? And that it's October (so you couldn't possibly have had those moments in November and December!? Maybe you could use that as the start of next year!. Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's awesome!
You know you didn't ask a question, right!? And that it's October (so you couldn't possibly have had those moments in November and December!? Maybe you could use that as the start of next year!. Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny!!!! I wonder, because she's just dumb instead of dumb moments she probably has smart momentsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just love these blonde stories, so cute, very well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
naah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, yes
that's not a question!.
hope i helpedWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's not a question!.
hope i helpedWww@Enter-QA@Com