Here are some funny ones for you?!
Question: Here are some funny ones for you!?
hallmark cards gone bad :
my tire was thumping
i thought it was flat
when i looked at the tire
i noticed your cat!.!.!.
sorry!
i heard your wife left you
how upset you must be
but don't fret about it
she moved in with me
looking back at the years
that we've been together
i can't help but wonder
"what the hell was i thinking!?"
congratulations on your wedding day
too bad nobody likes your husband
how could two people as beautiful as you
have such an ugly baby
i've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love,
after having met you!.!.!.!.
i've changed
i must admit, you've brought religion into my life,
i never believed in hell until i met you
as the days go by, i think of how lucky i am
that you're not here to ruin it for me
congratulations on your promotion!.
before you go!.!.!.
would you like to take this knife out of my back!?
you'll probably need it again
happy birthday uncle dad
(available only in tennessee, arkansas, kentucky, and west virginia)
happy birthday, you look great for your age
almost lifelike
when we were together
you've always said you'd die for me
now that we've broken up
i think it's time you kept your promise
we've been friends for such a long time
let's say we stop!?
i'm so miserable without you
it's almost like your here
congratulations on your new bundle of joy
did you ever find out who the father was!?
your friends and i wanted to do
something special for your birthday
so we're having you put to sleep
so your daughters a hooker, and it spoiled your day
look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
(:Www@Enter-QA@Com
my tire was thumping
i thought it was flat
when i looked at the tire
i noticed your cat!.!.!.
sorry!
i heard your wife left you
how upset you must be
but don't fret about it
she moved in with me
looking back at the years
that we've been together
i can't help but wonder
"what the hell was i thinking!?"
congratulations on your wedding day
too bad nobody likes your husband
how could two people as beautiful as you
have such an ugly baby
i've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love,
after having met you!.!.!.!.
i've changed
i must admit, you've brought religion into my life,
i never believed in hell until i met you
as the days go by, i think of how lucky i am
that you're not here to ruin it for me
congratulations on your promotion!.
before you go!.!.!.
would you like to take this knife out of my back!?
you'll probably need it again
happy birthday uncle dad
(available only in tennessee, arkansas, kentucky, and west virginia)
happy birthday, you look great for your age
almost lifelike
when we were together
you've always said you'd die for me
now that we've broken up
i think it's time you kept your promise
we've been friends for such a long time
let's say we stop!?
i'm so miserable without you
it's almost like your here
congratulations on your new bundle of joy
did you ever find out who the father was!?
your friends and i wanted to do
something special for your birthday
so we're having you put to sleep
so your daughters a hooker, and it spoiled your day
look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
(:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
we've been friends for such a long time
let's say we stop!?
LOLOLOL that is my favorite one cause I thought of the person I would give it to!. And I don't think any of them are mean!.
If some of the people here can't take a joke then maybe they shouldn't be in the JOKES & RIDDLES section
It is just so simple but yet funny!. Keep em comin they are making me laugh not just chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let's say we stop!?
LOLOLOL that is my favorite one cause I thought of the person I would give it to!. And I don't think any of them are mean!.
If some of the people here can't take a joke then maybe they shouldn't be in the JOKES & RIDDLES section
It is just so simple but yet funny!. Keep em comin they are making me laugh not just chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
some of them are pretty catchy!. But not all of them are you know!.!.!. You can giggle at some!.!.!. But you cant really laugh!. Some of them are just down right mean!. I would never get one of those!. And some of them dont even make sense!.
" Hallmark Cards Gone BAD!!!!" 0_0Www@Enter-QA@Com
" Hallmark Cards Gone BAD!!!!" 0_0Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love 'em, much better than some Hallmark rejects I've seen before!.!.lol!.!. and A * 4 U!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Oh dear we do have a miserable lot of answerers here today, they are jokes for Gods sake, don't you peeps got no humour,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear we do have a miserable lot of answerers here today, they are jokes for Gods sake, don't you peeps got no humour,Www@Enter-QA@Com
You had me rolling over this one! I even read this to everyone in my family! It was really good and I would like to use this one myself!
hehehehehehehehe!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehehehehehe!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are REALLY funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't like ti that is innapropiate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you forgot:
Thank God and greyhound you're gone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank God and greyhound you're gone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like the last one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
they r okWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
those are funny
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hahaha u brought the chuckles out of me!.!.!.!. star for u! =) *Www@Enter-QA@Com