A man walks into a bar.?!
Question: A man walks into a bar!.!?
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag!.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter!.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag!.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter!.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the bartender!.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the bartender and says:
'Here!. Rub it!.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
beautiful genie is standing before him!.
'I will grant you one wish!.!. Just one wish!.!.!. Each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited!. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!. It is soon followed byanother duck, then another!.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie'sa
little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks!.'
'No ****!!' says the man!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist!?'
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He sits down and places the bag on the counter!.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag!.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter!.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the bartender!.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the bartender and says:
'Here!. Rub it!.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
beautiful genie is standing before him!.
'I will grant you one wish!.!. Just one wish!.!.!. Each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited!. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!. It is soon followed byanother duck, then another!.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie'sa
little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks!.'
'No ****!!' says the man!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist!?'
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Wonderful!. made my morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
doubt full joke try this 1 celine dion walks into a bar and the barman says why the long face she replies coz i'm f*ckin celine dion , nover 1 a man walks into a bar and sez ouch it was an IRON BAR !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't care what anyone else says! This is the first time I've heard that joke in its entirety!. I thought it was GREAT!
Besides, I gotta give you credit for typing all of that out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Besides, I gotta give you credit for typing all of that out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHA!.!.!.wasnt expecting that ending!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i get it Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yea, like, that one is as old as hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA!. Very Good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO!!!! OMG THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
not bad,bit of an oldieWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good joke much better that and dyslexic walks into a bra ouch!.
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A man walks into a bar!. Bet that hurt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was fantastic LOL!. Thank you so much for making me laugh today!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!! Thanks for sharing this joke!that made my day before going to work!Here is a star! Www@Enter-QA@Com
A duck walks into a bar & asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes!?" The bartender says "No, & the duck walks out!.
The second day, the duck walks into the bar, asks the same question & the bartender says, "NO!"
The third day, the duck walks into the bar & asks again!. The bartender has lost his patience!. He says, "I didn't have any grapes yesterday, I don't have any today & I won't have any tomorrow!. If you come in here tomorrow & ask the same question, I'll nail your feet to the bar!"
The next day, the duck walks into the bar & asks, "Do you have any nails!?" The bartender answers "No"--The duck asks, "Do you have any grapes!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second day, the duck walks into the bar, asks the same question & the bartender says, "NO!"
The third day, the duck walks into the bar & asks again!. The bartender has lost his patience!. He says, "I didn't have any grapes yesterday, I don't have any today & I won't have any tomorrow!. If you come in here tomorrow & ask the same question, I'll nail your feet to the bar!"
The next day, the duck walks into the bar & asks, "Do you have any nails!?" The bartender answers "No"--The duck asks, "Do you have any grapes!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com