Now now a clean joke isn't it?!


Question: Now now a clean joke isn't it!?
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say!. In fact, it's 25 inches long!. Can't get any women to have sex with him!. No men either, one would think!. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help!.

Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there!. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter!."

Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would!. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log!. "Will you marry me!?" he calls to the frog!.

Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No!."

Guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter!. Hey, this is great, he thinks -- let's try that again!. "Will you marry me!?" he asks the frog!.

Frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"

Twitch -- the guy's down to 15 inches!. Well that's still a bit excessive, he thinks!. Down another 5 would be perfect!. So he calls across again, "Will you marry me!?"

Frog yells back, "Look - how many times do I have to tell you!? No!. No!. NO!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Now now it really became clean! Poor guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

well it was a good story,i have a question to ask!.!.!.!.well why was the frog disinterested!?!? and why did the frog say no three times at the last moment!?!?and what will happen if the frog says no once again!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

No! No! NO!Www@Enter-QA@Com

absolutely hilarious, lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The poor poor guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

*hahahahahaha*

is that really clean!?
funny, though not for the poor guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one ,from an excessive size to an ingrown size LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

lool!.!.!.then this poor guy went with his gay friend to the zoo and mate the gorrilla! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

gud one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol whoaaa I wonder if that guy went and beat up the witch after that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good bad luck of poor guy really clean joke what a clean sweep!
star for u *********Www@Enter-QA@Com

What a great fall!. I pity that man and laugh loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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