Did I Make you smile today?Women are GREAT!?!
Question: Did I Make you smile today!?Women are GREAT!!?
A cute Nurse came for the interview!.
Dr!. what salary do you expect !?!?
Nurse: $1,000
Dr!. was overjoyed & said my pleasure!.
Nurse: with pleasure $5,000
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I bought my wife a new car!. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor!."
I asked her, "Where's the car!?"
She replied, "In the lake!."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married!?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!."
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted!."
The next day he received a hundred letters!.
They all said the same: "You can have mine!."
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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman
"I haven't eaten anything in four days!."
She looked at him and said,
"God, I wish I had your willpower!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dr!. what salary do you expect !?!?
Nurse: $1,000
Dr!. was overjoyed & said my pleasure!.
Nurse: with pleasure $5,000
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I bought my wife a new car!. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor!."
I asked her, "Where's the car!?"
She replied, "In the lake!."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married!?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!."
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted!."
The next day he received a hundred letters!.
They all said the same: "You can have mine!."
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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman
"I haven't eaten anything in four days!."
She looked at him and said,
"God, I wish I had your willpower!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
women ruled !!!
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LMFAO! those were really funny I especially liked the 4th one! my husband probably wrote one of those letters!lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL that last one!!!
Beggar goes ":o"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Beggar goes ":o"Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanx buddy!!!!! jokes r too cool, zey made me laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah those made me smile:) Www@Enter-QA@Com
WIFE!.!.!.!.!.
this is what wife stands for!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Worries
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this is what wife stands for!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Worries
Invited
For
EverWww@Enter-QA@Com
hhhha!. star for you!
yup u made me smile but thats about it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yup u made me smile but thats about it!Www@Enter-QA@Com