I really need a good laugh, any jokes?!
Question: I really need a good laugh, any jokes!?
pleeease share some jokes!?
'Best Answer' for the person with the funniest joke ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
'Best Answer' for the person with the funniest joke ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I hope this cheers you up, Cami! Kind of old but it gives me a chuckle!.!.!.
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door!. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push!.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed!.
"Who was that!?" asked his wife!.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers!.
"Did you help him!?" she asks!.
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife!. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us!? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain!. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there!?"
"Yes" comes back the answer!.
"Do you still need a push!?" calls out the husband!.
"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark!.
"Where are you!?" asks the husband!.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door!. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push!.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed!.
"Who was that!?" asked his wife!.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers!.
"Did you help him!?" she asks!.
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife!. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us!? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain!. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there!?"
"Yes" comes back the answer!.
"Do you still need a push!?" calls out the husband!.
"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark!.
"Where are you!?" asks the husband!.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
welll!.!.!.!.my friend told me this, i thought that it was cute/gross/funny WOO all of the above =]
Friends are like butt cheeks, crap comes between them but they always come back together
I was lmao, hahahha, idk if you think its funny or not!.!.!.lol
but yeah, hopes it make u laugh a little! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Friends are like butt cheeks, crap comes between them but they always come back together
I was lmao, hahahha, idk if you think its funny or not!.!.!.lol
but yeah, hopes it make u laugh a little! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
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nope sryWww@Enter-QA@Com