Girls and boys,time catches up with every one!?!
Question: Girls and boys,time catches up with every one!!?
old age alphabet
A's for arthritis,
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac!?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention!.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show!.!.!.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend!.
L is for libido, what happened to sex!?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next!.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu!?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two!.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary!.!.!. big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know!.
W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round!?
X is for X ray, and what might be found;
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind!.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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A's for arthritis,
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac!?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention!.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show!.!.!.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend!.
L is for libido, what happened to sex!?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next!.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu!?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two!.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary!.!.!. big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know!.
W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round!?
X is for X ray, and what might be found;
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind!.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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Answers:
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B's the bad back,
thts me!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i"m all of that and more!! oh my aching body!.!.
very good no8!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol i'm 23 and feel half of this stuff lol :pWww@Enter-QA@Com