The Stupidity of Mankind...?!
Question: The Stupidity of Mankind!.!.!.!?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods!.
On a Sear's hairdryer:
!.!.!.!.Do not use while sleeping!.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!.)
On a bag of Fritos:
!.!.!.!.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!.
(the shoplifter special!?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap!."
(and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost!."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion!.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down!."
(well!.!.!.duh, a bit late, huh!?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating!."
(!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body!."
(but wouldn't this save me more time!?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness!."
(and!.!.!.I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only!."
(as opposed to!.!.!.what!?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use!."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts!."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts!."
(Step 3: maybe, uh!.!.!.fly Delta!?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!."
(I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one!.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!."
(Oh my God!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
On a Sear's hairdryer:
!.!.!.!.Do not use while sleeping!.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!.)
On a bag of Fritos:
!.!.!.!.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!.
(the shoplifter special!?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap!."
(and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost!."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion!.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down!."
(well!.!.!.duh, a bit late, huh!?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating!."
(!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body!."
(but wouldn't this save me more time!?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness!."
(and!.!.!.I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only!."
(as opposed to!.!.!.what!?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use!."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts!."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts!."
(Step 3: maybe, uh!.!.!.fly Delta!?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!."
(I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one!.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!."
(Oh my God!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sadly, SOME People actually NEED These Instructions!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great ones! Brilliant! A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
crazyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is brilliant: i think very funny
- the human race is stupid, LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
- the human race is stupid, LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA IM CRYING IM LAUGHING!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jeez makes you wonder eh!?!!?! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
people are stupid a lot of the time
and yeah what's the point of taking a medicine with so much side effects lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
and yeah what's the point of taking a medicine with so much side effects lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. that is so funny! did you find these yourself or on a website!?
star for you! (=Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you! (=Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love reading these stupid things, talk about stupidity!.!.!.!.they just give you ideas lol
**star**Www@Enter-QA@Com
**star**Www@Enter-QA@Com
i enjoyed it
thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is this for real!?!?
Man, people are stupid!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man, people are stupid!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com