Would you like to have the modern life?!
Question: Would you like to have the modern life!?
One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna!.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound!.
The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped!. The others looked at him questioningly!.
"That was my pager," he said!. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm!."
A few minutes later a phone rang!. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it!.
When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone!. I have a microchip in my hand!."
Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech!. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive!.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet!. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside!.
The others raised their eyebrows!.!.!.!
"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh!. "I'm getting a fax!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly there was a beeping sound!.
The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped!. The others looked at him questioningly!.
"That was my pager," he said!. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm!."
A few minutes later a phone rang!. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it!.
When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone!. I have a microchip in my hand!."
Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech!. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive!.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet!. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside!.
The others raised their eyebrows!.!.!.!
"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh!. "I'm getting a fax!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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