Joke>Dont you think its hard to identify with twins?!


Question: Joke>Dont you think its hard to identify with twins!?
It seems there were two brothers by the same name of Jones!. One was singe, the other was married!.The single brother was the proud owner of a diplapaidated rowboat!. Strangely enough, the day John Jones' wife died, his brother's boat filled with water and sank!.A few days later a kind old lady met Joe, and mistaking him for John said: Oh Mr, Jones I'm was so sorry to hear of your great loss!. You must feel terrible Im sure!. Just then Joe broke in saying:" Well im not a bit sorry!. She smelled of old fish and the first time I got in her, she made water faster then anything I ever saw!. She had a crack in her back, and a pretty bad hole in front, and the hole got bigger and bigger and bigger every time I used her!. It got so I couldn't handle her at all, and when any one else would use her, she'd leak like anything !. But this is what finished her!. Four guys from the other side of town came down looking for a good time, and asked if I could rent her to them, Well, I warned them what she was like, But they said they didn't care!. They would have a crake at her anyway!. The result was they all tried to get into her at once, and it was too much for her!."THe Old Lady Fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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that one was the best one today!. star for you my jesterWww@Enter-QA@Com

The joke would have been better if you had used spell check, sorry but it takes the edge off it having to stop and work out what the word is supposed to be, Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao LmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Shipwrecked!? lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha lol that was amazin lol xxxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahaha omg that soo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lls!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com

roflmao, that is sooooooo funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hehehe!. ^___^Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL Thanks babe, good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Where do you get these from!.!.!.
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was friggin' funny as hellWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL it was really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sounds like a joke my grandma would have told!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolz - sounds like my friday nightWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that was cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com



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