Your funniest joke...........?!
Question: Your funniest joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
I haven't heard any good ones in a while!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Three Detectives
A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives!.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it!. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile!."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him!?"
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two!? Of course
only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with!?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer!." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!." The
policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not!. "Well, that's an interesting answer!. Wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that!." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face!.
"Wow! I can't believe it!. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses!. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation!?"
"That's easy," the third brother replied!. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives!.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it!. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile!."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him!?"
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two!? Of course
only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with!?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer!." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!." The
policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not!. "Well, that's an interesting answer!. Wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that!." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face!.
"Wow! I can't believe it!. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses!. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation!?"
"That's easy," the third brother replied!. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mine are mostly dirty,but here is a short clean one {for the kids}
3 kids smoking behind the bike shed!."My dad can blow smoke out his nose,"said the first one!.!.!.
"Mine can blow it out his ears,"said the second,
"That's nothing,"said the third,"My dad can blow smoke from his bum,"I've seen the nicotine stains in his underpants ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 kids smoking behind the bike shed!."My dad can blow smoke out his nose,"said the first one!.!.!.
"Mine can blow it out his ears,"said the second,
"That's nothing,"said the third,"My dad can blow smoke from his bum,"I've seen the nicotine stains in his underpants ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three men walk into a pub!.!.!. there is an Irish man an english man and a scottish man!.
The Irish man goes up to the barmaid and says "Can i have a beer please!?"
The Barmaid says "sure can, buit you're gona hav to go get it yourself there is sumthing scaring us down in the cellar!."
So the Irish man goes down the stairs into the cellar, and sure enough he hears a strange sound!.!.!. " Gona get you,, gona eat you!"
The Irish man runs out of the pub at top speed and is never seen again!.
The English man goes up to the barmaid and says "Can i have a beer please, love!?"
The Barmaid says "sure can, buit you're gona hav to go get it yourself there is sumthing scaring us down in the cellar!."
So the English man goes down the stairs into the cellar, and sure enough he hears a strange sound!.!.!. " Gona get you,, gona eat you!"
The English man bolts it out of the pub never to be seen again!.
The Scottish man walks up to the barmaid and says "Can I get a beer please!?"
The Barmaid says "sure can, buit you're gona hav to go get it yourself there is sumthing scaring us down in the cellar!."
So the Scottish man goes down the stairs into the cellar, and sure enough he hears a strange sound!.!.!. " Gonna get you,, gona eat you!"
But he looks behind the door and finds a man standing there with a finger launched up his nose chanting Gonna get you,, gonna eat you!
Haahaaa! I find this 1 funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Irish man goes up to the barmaid and says "Can i have a beer please!?"
The Barmaid says "sure can, buit you're gona hav to go get it yourself there is sumthing scaring us down in the cellar!."
So the Irish man goes down the stairs into the cellar, and sure enough he hears a strange sound!.!.!. " Gona get you,, gona eat you!"
The Irish man runs out of the pub at top speed and is never seen again!.
The English man goes up to the barmaid and says "Can i have a beer please, love!?"
The Barmaid says "sure can, buit you're gona hav to go get it yourself there is sumthing scaring us down in the cellar!."
So the English man goes down the stairs into the cellar, and sure enough he hears a strange sound!.!.!. " Gona get you,, gona eat you!"
The English man bolts it out of the pub never to be seen again!.
The Scottish man walks up to the barmaid and says "Can I get a beer please!?"
The Barmaid says "sure can, buit you're gona hav to go get it yourself there is sumthing scaring us down in the cellar!."
So the Scottish man goes down the stairs into the cellar, and sure enough he hears a strange sound!.!.!. " Gonna get you,, gona eat you!"
But he looks behind the door and finds a man standing there with a finger launched up his nose chanting Gonna get you,, gonna eat you!
Haahaaa! I find this 1 funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I ran over a cat one time and i went up to the house and told the lady that i thought i had ran over her cat,she asked me what it looked like and i said :P(a cats dead face)and shes like no before you hit it and i said :0(a cats scared face!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A motor-biker's jacket had this writing on its back
"If you can read this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If you can read this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off!."Www@Enter-QA@Com