Had a rough day... does anyone have any good jokes?!
Question: Had a rough day!.!.!. does anyone have any good jokes!?
joke to make me laugh the hardest gets "best answer"!.!. or i may try to figure out how to put it up to the voters!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Okay, so I have 2!
1) A mushroom walks into a bar!. The bartender says: Sorry we don't serve mushrooms!. And the mushroom says: Why!? I'm a fungi!
Get it!? cause fungi sounds like fun guy!
=D =D
2) A guy has three daughters!.
The first duaghter coems up to him and askes: Why did you name me rose!?
He says: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!.
The second daughter come up and asks him: Why did you name me lily!?
He says: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head!.
THe third daughter comes up to him and says: DUH DUH DUH (MAkes more retarded noises and sticks her tongue out!.
THe guy yells: Shut up cinder block!
HAHAHAHA! =D
Get it!? Cause when she was born a cinder block fell on her head! THat's why she's so retarded!
Okay, well good luck joke hunting! I hope these make you feel better!
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1) A mushroom walks into a bar!. The bartender says: Sorry we don't serve mushrooms!. And the mushroom says: Why!? I'm a fungi!
Get it!? cause fungi sounds like fun guy!
=D =D
2) A guy has three daughters!.
The first duaghter coems up to him and askes: Why did you name me rose!?
He says: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!.
The second daughter come up and asks him: Why did you name me lily!?
He says: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head!.
THe third daughter comes up to him and says: DUH DUH DUH (MAkes more retarded noises and sticks her tongue out!.
THe guy yells: Shut up cinder block!
HAHAHAHA! =D
Get it!? Cause when she was born a cinder block fell on her head! THat's why she's so retarded!
Okay, well good luck joke hunting! I hope these make you feel better!
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
there are 3 girls one is very beautiful but dumb one is a little less beautiful but a little smarter but still pretty dumb!. the last girl is very smart but is not very beautiful!. they just finish taking the tour of heaven and it is packed with ducks!. there tour guide tells them there is only one rule in heaven you can't step on a duck!. the first and dumbest girl goes first!. the first step she takes she steps on a duck and a ugly man get chained on to her!. the second dumb girl goes and she walks around for a few minuets then steps on a duck another ugly man is chained to her!. the last smart girl does not step on a duck and a hot guy is chained to her and the guy says i don't know bout you but i stepped on a duck
sorry its so longWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry its so longWww@Enter-QA@Com
you see a guy walking to church and on his way he sees another guy who tells him a story about his 7 wifes, who had 7 cats that had 7 kittens
how many poeple are going to church!?!?
1 because i only said one guy was going to church!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
how many poeple are going to church!?!?
1 because i only said one guy was going to church!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com