Joke> Wouldnt it be good if wishes came true?!
Question: Joke> Wouldnt it be good if wishes came true!?
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him!.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders!.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours!?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich!.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order!. "That will
be $10!.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out the exact change for payment!.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll have the same!."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change!.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again!.
"The usual!?" asks the waitress!.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich!.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says,
"That will be $21!.62!." Once again the man pulls exact change out
of his pocket and places it on the table!.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer!.
"Excuse me, sir!. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time!?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and I found an old lamp!. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes!.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount
of money would always be there!."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress!. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"
"That's right!. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man!.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich!?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers!.!.!.
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs!.!.!.
who agrees with everything I say!.
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As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders!.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
the ostrich, "What's yours!?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich!.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order!. "That will
be $10!.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out the exact change for payment!.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll have the same!."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change!.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again!.
"The usual!?" asks the waitress!.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich!.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says,
"That will be $21!.62!." Once again the man pulls exact change out
of his pocket and places it on the table!.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer!.
"Excuse me, sir!. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time!?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and I found an old lamp!. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes!.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount
of money would always be there!."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress!. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"
"That's right!. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man!.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich!?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers!.!.!.
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs!.!.!.
who agrees with everything I say!.
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Answers:
Be careful what you wish for, huh!? lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he got his wishes!. that tells you that you have to watch what you ask for!. another jolly good laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very cute!.!.!.star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.
that was awesome!.!. and fresh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was awesome!.!. and fresh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com