ITALIAN WOMEN ARE TOUGH! ?!
Question: ITALIAN WOMEN ARE TOUGH! !?
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed!. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs!.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed!.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs!.
When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite ravioli!.
Was it heaven!? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man!?
He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture!. His parched lip s parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in his mouth!.
With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife!.
'Get Away!' she said!.
'Those are for the funeral!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed!.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs!.
When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite ravioli!.
Was it heaven!? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man!?
He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture!. His parched lip s parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in his mouth!.
With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife!.
'Get Away!' she said!.
'Those are for the funeral!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
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BEST JOKE I EVER HEARD!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hysterical!! My aunt married an Italian man & over the years she slowly but surely turned into one of these tough Italian women! God rest her soul! She was also my Godmother! A star for YOU from my Auntie E!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Good one!. !.!.!. !.!.!. !.!.!.
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Tu sei molto buffo! Mia madre vuole inviarla i suoi ravioli "speciali!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL ! Mamma mia ! Bravissimo !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hysterical!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that definitely deserves a star!
I just told my brother that, and he's cracking up! (my serious,mean brother)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just told my brother that, and he's cracking up! (my serious,mean brother)Www@Enter-QA@Com
My Mother Is Italian!
But That Was Hilarious xD
Have a star ;)
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But That Was Hilarious xD
Have a star ;)
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I love this one!! Soooo Italian!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny, good morning Steven xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!
Nice !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG THAT WAS HALARIOUS HAHAHA IM CRYING !!! OMG GREAT JOKE WELL WORTH A *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Damn it Steve! You made me spit tea all over the screen!!
That was a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny, LOL!! Sounds like something my mom would have done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty good lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was soooooooo wrong yet sooooooooo funny
Thanks man xxxx's
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that was soooooooo wrong yet sooooooooo funny
Thanks man xxxx's
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OMFG!!! the best joke in centuries!! lol i loved it!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one my man! FAF!Www@Enter-QA@Com