Joke: a quickie please.....?!
Question: Joke: a quickie please!.!.!.!.!.!?
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated!. All the waitresses are gorgeous!. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir!?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie!."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust!. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir!?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please!."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away!.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie!."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust!. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir!?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please!."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away!.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha! Thats funny :)
I didn't think it would end like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't think it would end like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch!. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!"
The third hillbilly said "My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table!. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there!.!.!. and she ain't even got a wiener!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The third hillbilly said "My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table!. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there!.!.!. and she ain't even got a wiener!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
some what corny was not impressed i give it a 1 out of ten sorry ,but that was the longest most pointless joke ever , if there was a clown college u would be kicked out your red honking nose would be confiscated !. may god have mercy on your soul Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard a similar joke, but they name the man!. Usually it is some celebutard that no one likes!.!.!.
Often, unfortunately, it was "W"!.
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Often, unfortunately, it was "W"!.
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Why Did Al Gore get a nipple ring
Because Bush got a Dick CheneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because Bush got a Dick CheneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com