Joke: first time cussers...?!
Question: Joke: first time cussers!.!.!.!?
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom!. "You know what!?" says the 6-year-old!. "I think it's about time we start cussing!." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval!. The 6-year-old continues!. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say as$!."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm!.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast!. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios!."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step!. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man!?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your as$ it won't be Cheerios!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm!.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast!. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios!."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step!. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man!?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your as$ it won't be Cheerios!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of womens deodorant!.
She then goes to the check out line!.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought!?
Cashier: No, you're just ugly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of womens deodorant!.
She then goes to the check out line!.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought!?
Cashier: No, you're just ugly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another Oldie Goldie!
(I'm old, so I heard many of these years ago!. I love the fact that they survived and are making a new generation howl with glee!)
But then, this joke, is a true story!. I ended up with no breakfast!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
(I'm old, so I heard many of these years ago!. I love the fact that they survived and are making a new generation howl with glee!)
But then, this joke, is a true story!. I ended up with no breakfast!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh that's rich LOL
very cute and very funny
i can visualize the kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very cute and very funny
i can visualize the kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL another good one,thanks Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny, LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com