Joke: student report cards...?!
Question: Joke: student report cards!.!.!.!?
These are real comments made by teachers on their student report cards!.
1!. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig!.
2!. I would not allow this student to breed!.
3!. Your child has delusions of adequacy!.
4!. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!.
5!. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them!.
6!. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together!.
7!. This child has been working with glue too much!.
8!. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell!.
9!. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming!.
10!. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week!.
11!. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others!.
12!. The wheel is turning but the hamster is deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig!.
2!. I would not allow this student to breed!.
3!. Your child has delusions of adequacy!.
4!. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!.
5!. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them!.
6!. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together!.
7!. This child has been working with glue too much!.
8!. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell!.
9!. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming!.
10!. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week!.
11!. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others!.
12!. The wheel is turning but the hamster is deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
excellent jokes,you are really on a roll,star for you :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey man,You can tell right away some kids are never gonna be rocket scientist,but if teachers really said that they should be fire!.Especially to a parent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVED IT, ONE STAR FOR YOU!!!
Number11 slays me, but 10 is my favorite!.
-prayers said for Liam & Louise; may God bless-
Mary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Number11 slays me, but 10 is my favorite!.
-prayers said for Liam & Louise; may God bless-
Mary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.
lol
kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It sounds like my old report cards, nothing changes much, I'm glad I'm not the only idiot!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha! those are really funny! Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i love 1,2,5 and11 heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
dude, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i love number 6
star for you!
: )Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you!
: )Www@Enter-QA@Com
If a teacher told one of my kids that I'd punch her!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww thats a bit mean but funny as heck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so wats the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
whoa! And I thought my teacher's were mean hahahaha i guess i was lucky then star for you :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i bet my teacher is thinking that! haha she calls us worthless children everyday!Www@Enter-QA@Com