What can you say about the Cowboy?!


Question: What can you say about the Cowboy!?

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water!.

His horse has already died of thirst!.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him!.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase!.

He opens it and out pops a genie!. But this is no ordinary genie!. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull
gray dress!.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook!. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear!. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie!.!. 'You know how I work!.!.!.!.You have three wishes!.'

'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy!.!.!. 'I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie!.'

'What do you have to lose!? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right!.

'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink!.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies!.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish!?'

'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams!.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems!.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish!. Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says!.!.!. 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me!.'

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon!.

The moral of the story:

If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached!. Ed!. Note: Unless, of course, you're an ILLEGAL ALIEN or already on welfare!.!.!.then it's FREE RIDE AS USUAL!!!
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Answers:
Lol - y'know that works for England as well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.



Sad but true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Never trust someone who works for the government,especially when they tell you,there's something for nothing in it!.


You made my morning,wishing I had 10 points to give to you,maybe some other time QuerideWww@Enter-QA@Com

ahahahah
thats cute and funny :D
love it : ]Www@Enter-QA@Com

way to long to read sorry hunWww@Enter-QA@Com

Assuming he is some how refreshed and packaged after each use!.I hope he enjoys being inserted in a vagina of any age then poled out and flushed down the toilet over and over a gen!.Guys can be rather sick and fancie the idea!.It would get old rill fast!.
As the package is tore open for the umpteenth time the cowboy yells AGG NOT A GEN!.
Huston!? we have a problem! This is not what I meant by inner space!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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