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A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety oftattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered!. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery!.When she was completely nude they noticed her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, ‘Keep off the grass!.’ Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said, ‘Sorry, had to mow the lawn!.’


One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct!. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart!.’


I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning!?’ It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied!. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly!.’


A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her babyin the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear!. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one!.


While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden!?’ After a look of complete confusion she answered, ‘Why, not for about twenty years, when my husband was alive!.’


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