Can somebody make me laugh?? need cheering up?!
Question: Can somebody make me laugh!?!? need cheering up!?
jokes or stories or something you thought was hilariouse!. am feeling down and could do with a laugh!.!.!.:-))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Dat Ain't Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer!. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I!.D!. him!.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet!. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad!. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob!. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba!."
Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I!.D!. the body!. "Yep, he's burned up real bad!. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe!. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba!."
"How can you tell!?" asked the mortician!.
"Cause Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe!. "Two assholes!? That's impossible!" said the mortician!.
"Yep!. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer!. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I!.D!. him!.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet!. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad!. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob!. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba!."
Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I!.D!. the body!. "Yep, he's burned up real bad!. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe!. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba!."
"How can you tell!?" asked the mortician!.
"Cause Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe!. "Two assholes!? That's impossible!" said the mortician!.
"Yep!. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=CPLL7ucdL!.!.!.
I have no clue who this guy is, but I stumbled upon him the other day while I was bored at work!. He's hilarious!!! He has a lot more videos like this one!. You can't help but smile! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have no clue who this guy is, but I stumbled upon him the other day while I was bored at work!. He's hilarious!!! He has a lot more videos like this one!. You can't help but smile! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com