Don't you just love the Liverpudlians?!


Question: Don't you just love the Liverpudlians!?
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'!.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing!. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters!. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided!. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided!. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays!. The salary package is £200,000 a year'!.
The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i'm a scouser born and bred, i employ 5 men!.
most scousers are working, there are hardly any jobs in Liverpool, but if it makes you feel really good about yourself, you carry on, and all the people with the negative answers carry on hiding behind your computers, would you come to Liverpool and mouth off!? thought not!. Bye for now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Huh!?!?!!
Oh dear!.!.!. I don't get it!.
Am I being really stupid!?!?
Please can you explain it to me!?!?
Thank you,
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

ahahahahah thats brilliant!.!.!.im from manchester ,an i love takin the piss out of the scousers!.!.i dont really class scousers as english!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is hilarious!. Well done!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL that was the best 1 i have heard so far today LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

pmsl brilliant xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha thats pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!
v!.funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

neat joke
pretty funny Www@Enter-QA@Com

Which reminds me of the one!.!.!.

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant!.
Interested he goes to learn more!.

"Can you give me some more details about this!?" he asks the guy behind the desk!.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies,
"Uh - yes I've had quite a few enquiries about this job!. The job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist!. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions!. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination!. There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to travel to Oxford!."

"Oh why, is that where the job's based!?"

"No!. That's where the end of the queue is"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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