I really don't get this joke...?!

Question: I really don't get this joke!.!.!.!?

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags!. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon!. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good!." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house!.

Midnight comes along!.!.!.no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up!. "Where the hell have you been!?!!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session!. His name was Peter Peter!.!.!.!.!."

Whaaaat!?! I'm sure I'm just being dumb but can anyone explain this please!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Answers:

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater/ Had a wife, but couldn't feed her!.!.!.it's a nursery rhyme!. Peter eats pumpkins, her tampon turned into a pumpkin, so!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

peter peter pumpkin eater!.!.!. it was after midnight and the tampon turned into a pumpkin, yet it would still be lodged inside her!. He eats pumpkins, therefore performing oral sex on her!. That's why she was so late!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Peter Peter pumpkin eater!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol that took me a bit to sort out :P
peter peter pumpkin eaterWww@Enter-QA@Com

wut sick person told u this joke!?!?!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.

I really don't get this joke...?!

Entertainment Categories