You still know your a redneck when?!
Question: You still know your a redneck when!?
1!. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids!.
2!. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it!.
3!. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws!.
4!. You think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night!.
5!. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean!.
6!. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey guys, watch this!.'
7!. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader!.
8!. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan!.
9!. Your junior prom offered day care!.
10!. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are: 'Gentlemen, start your engines!.'
11!. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels!.
12!. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse!.
13!. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge!.
14!. One of your kids was born on a pool table!.
15!. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
16!. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it!.
17!. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk!.
BONUS COMMENT
An East Texas couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children!. They
went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'!. The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this!.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish!.
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Answers:
as an English guy I loved these!.
Funny how they relate to different ppl all over the world!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny how they relate to different ppl all over the world!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
especially the bonus comment
nice job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
especially the bonus comment
nice job!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are pretty funny!.
Here is another one - inspired by the show 'my big redneck wedding':
If your fiance has to promise to put in their teeth for the wedding - you might be a redneck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is another one - inspired by the show 'my big redneck wedding':
If your fiance has to promise to put in their teeth for the wedding - you might be a redneck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-D! hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFLMAO!.!.!.!.Way too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. I needed thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha nice one Steve!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, yet true! I hadnt heard any of those, good job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My God, he's got IT!
I think he's Got IT!?
To the tune of the "Rain in Spain" from My Fair Lady!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think he's Got IT!?
To the tune of the "Rain in Spain" from My Fair Lady!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! i like the bonus one best!
how about this one!?
The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip!. The cabdriver sped through the crowded streets, weaving in and out of traffic!.
The passenger watched as one pedestrian after another ran to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver!. She looked ahead and saw a truck double-parked on the narrow street, but not only did the taxi driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck!. He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side!.
"Driver!" the passenger screamed, "Are you trying to get us both killed!?"
"Relax, lady," he said, "just do what I do!. Close your eyes!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
how about this one!?
The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip!. The cabdriver sped through the crowded streets, weaving in and out of traffic!.
The passenger watched as one pedestrian after another ran to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver!. She looked ahead and saw a truck double-parked on the narrow street, but not only did the taxi driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck!. He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side!.
"Driver!" the passenger screamed, "Are you trying to get us both killed!?"
"Relax, lady," he said, "just do what I do!. Close your eyes!." Www@Enter-QA@Com