Vibrator joke?!
Question: Vibrator joke!?
As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within!. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator!.
Shocked, she asked, What in the world are you doing!?" The daughter replied,
"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close
as I'll ever get to a husband!. Please, go away and leave me alone!.
"
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door!.
Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator!.
When he questioned her as
to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband!
Please, go away and leave me alone!.
"
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing noise
coming from, of all places, the family room!.
She cautiously entered that
area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with
the vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy!.
The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing!?" The husband replied, "I'm
watching the ball game with my son-in-law!.
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Answers:
LMAO! That's great Steve!
How've you been!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
How've you been!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!
I swear Steve, I was tripping for a minute!.!.!.like where is this going!?!!
Hahahaha!.!.!.LOL!.!.!."with my son-in-law"
Thanks, I needed a laugh and this is a good one to share tomorrow morning!.
Peace!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I swear Steve, I was tripping for a minute!.!.!.like where is this going!?!!
Hahahaha!.!.!.LOL!.!.!."with my son-in-law"
Thanks, I needed a laugh and this is a good one to share tomorrow morning!.
Peace!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAH :D :D :D
Love that :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love that :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Okay!.!.!.THAT was a good joke xD!.!.!.perfect to start off the week since I'm reading this on "Dreaded Monday" xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant telling that to my friends tomorrow :) xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
My sides hurt and tears are squirting from my eyes, that was very good!
Do you mind if I borrow this joke as I know someone who might also appreciate it!?
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you mind if I borrow this joke as I know someone who might also appreciate it!?
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thts so funnii !.!. i actualy get it i never get jokes hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is a great one!.!.I will have to share it will all those who think there is no hope for them after age 35!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aw man that was awesome, lmao! now thats how you start the week off!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Doh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.!.mine is missing a father in law!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com