Joke> Is this understanding PC language between a husband and wife?!
Question: Joke> Is this understanding PC language between a husband and wife!?
Software Engineer and His Wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in!.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks!?
Husband - hard disk full!.
Wife - have you brought the dress!?
Husband - Bad command or file name!.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel!.
Wife - forget it where's your salary!.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time!.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping!.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied!.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you!.
Husband - data type mismatch!.
Wife - you are useless!.
Husband - by default!.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning!?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot!.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist!?
Husband - the only user with write permission!.
Wife - what is my value in your life!?
Husband - unknown virus detected!.
Wife - do you love me or your computer!?
Husband - Too many parameters!.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house!.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close!.
Wife - I will leave you forever!.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User!.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you!.
Husband - shut down the computer!.
Wife - I am going
Husband - It’s now safe to turn off your computer
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in!.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks!?
Husband - hard disk full!.
Wife - have you brought the dress!?
Husband - Bad command or file name!.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel!.
Wife - forget it where's your salary!.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time!.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping!.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied!.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you!.
Husband - data type mismatch!.
Wife - you are useless!.
Husband - by default!.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning!?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot!.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist!?
Husband - the only user with write permission!.
Wife - what is my value in your life!?
Husband - unknown virus detected!.
Wife - do you love me or your computer!?
Husband - Too many parameters!.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house!.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close!.
Wife - I will leave you forever!.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User!.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you!.
Husband - shut down the computer!.
Wife - I am going
Husband - It’s now safe to turn off your computer
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Answers:
very funny kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Husband & wife on different wave length / parameters!.
Hilarious, kitty!. Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, kitty!. Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Windows 98, shows the jokes age, still as un-funny now, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i never heard the joke before until now and thought it was very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LOL!!!
HAVE A STAR!!! OMG!!
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HAVE A STAR!!! OMG!!
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Windows 98 prompts!. Thats how old this joke is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah that's pretty much how it goesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh! I liked this joke!. It is very cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that wazzz really dumb!.!.!.k!.j!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!.!.!.THAT WAS HILARIOUS!. THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't really get parts of it since i don't speak fluent computerWww@Enter-QA@Com