Joke>You gonna take your flu shot?!
Question: Joke>You gonna take your flu shot!?
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies!.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C!.
Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system!.
Walk for at least an hour a day,
go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc!.
Wash your hands often!.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around!.
Get lots of fresh air!.
Open doors & windows whenever possible!.
Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can!.
Get plenty of rest!.
OR
Take the doctor's approach!.
Think about it!.!.!.
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first!?
They Clean your arm with alcohol!.!.!.
Why!?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS!.
So!.!.!.!.!.!.
I walk to the liquor store!. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona!.!.!.(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio!.(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh!.!.!.!.(eliminate stress)
Then pass out!. (rest)
The way I see it!.!.!.
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
My mother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ***!'
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Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies!.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C!.
Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system!.
Walk for at least an hour a day,
go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc!.
Wash your hands often!.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around!.
Get lots of fresh air!.
Open doors & windows whenever possible!.
Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can!.
Get plenty of rest!.
OR
Take the doctor's approach!.
Think about it!.!.!.
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first!?
They Clean your arm with alcohol!.!.!.
Why!?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS!.
So!.!.!.!.!.!.
I walk to the liquor store!. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona!.!.!.(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio!.(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh!.!.!.!.(eliminate stress)
Then pass out!. (rest)
The way I see it!.!.!.
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
My mother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ***!'
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Answers:
Brilliant, i love it, gonna print off that one, thanks for the laughs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This sure is a pleasant spirited way to fight flu!
A cool one, kitty!. Have a star!
I shall have this substitute for a flu shot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cool one, kitty!. Have a star!
I shall have this substitute for a flu shot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this one Kitty! I have been downing a few more "shots" lately too!
My husband and I do "cheers" together! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
My husband and I do "cheers" together! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I CAME UP WITH HOMER SIMPSON hahaa lol but i loved i none the less have a star *Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz this deserves homer simpson (_8 ( l )
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turn ur headWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just love this one!. But, I have to go get the shot in the *** cause I can't follow a good dietary plan?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I agree!. Alcohol is the best medicine!. Plus, no carbonation to fill you up and slow you down!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!
Good Job =] Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good Job =] Www@Enter-QA@Com
works for me!. who need shotsWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny sounds like a good idea Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so funny you brought the first smile to my face todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny and true Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha i like this, and you have a good point there tooWww@Enter-QA@Com