Do you think we all need a little HUMOR?!
Question: Do you think we all need a little HUMOR!?
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven!. As he stood in front of St!. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?'
St!. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock!.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move!.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that!?'
'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie!.'
'Incredible,' said the man'!. And whose clock is that one!?'
St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock!. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life!.'
'Where's Obama's clock!?' asked the man!.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office!.
He's using it as a fan!.
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A man died and went to heaven!. As he stood in front of St!. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?'
St!. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock!.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move!.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that!?'
'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie!.'
'Incredible,' said the man'!. And whose clock is that one!?'
St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock!. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life!.'
'Where's Obama's clock!?' asked the man!.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office!.
He's using it as a fan!.
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Answers:
haha pretty good!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's alright if i dislike obama, so i give you a 5 out of a possible 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
what the heck!? when does Obama lie!?
i heard that joke like 6 years ago when our current president bush took office!.!.!.then it was funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard that joke like 6 years ago when our current president bush took office!.!.!.then it was funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very bad joke indeedWww@Enter-QA@Com
a very nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com