A funny joke for everyone here today?!
Question: A funny joke for everyone here today!?
After 40 years a salesman, Mr Cohen was due to retire and he is talking to another salesman!. He says "What i really want to do is, there's a Mr O'Connell who owns a dress factory, and he would never buy anything of me because he hates Jew's!. And to me, the high-light of my career, is before i retire i could sell him an order!."
So he goes to Mr O'Connell to sell him an order!. Mr O'Connell looks at him and says, "I hear you are retiring, Cohen!. You've been bothering me for years, and you know I don't deal with Jew's!. But, ok, you want an order, I'll give you an order----token order!." He says, "Have you got any red ribbon!?"
Cohen says, "Sure we got red ribbon!. What width!?"
He says, "Half inch!."
Cohen says, "We got half-inch ribbon!."
"You got it"
"How much do you need!?"
"All you need is an order, right!? Just to show you sold me!. I want a ribbon that will reach from your belly button to the tip of your penis!. That's as big a piece of ribbon as i want!." And Mr O'Connell throws him out of the factory!.
6 weeks later, Mr O'Connell goes to open his factory, and in the front of his door are 5 trailer trucks!. They are unloading thousands and thousands of yards of ribbon!. He runs upstairs, gets on the phone, and says, "Cohen, you miserable animal, what the hell did you send me!?"
He says "Look Mr O'Connell!. Exactly what you asked me for is what i sent you!. My belly button, everybody knows where that is!. You said till it reaches the tip of my penis!. 55 years ago i was circumcised in a little town outside of Warsaw, Poland!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
So he goes to Mr O'Connell to sell him an order!. Mr O'Connell looks at him and says, "I hear you are retiring, Cohen!. You've been bothering me for years, and you know I don't deal with Jew's!. But, ok, you want an order, I'll give you an order----token order!." He says, "Have you got any red ribbon!?"
Cohen says, "Sure we got red ribbon!. What width!?"
He says, "Half inch!."
Cohen says, "We got half-inch ribbon!."
"You got it"
"How much do you need!?"
"All you need is an order, right!? Just to show you sold me!. I want a ribbon that will reach from your belly button to the tip of your penis!. That's as big a piece of ribbon as i want!." And Mr O'Connell throws him out of the factory!.
6 weeks later, Mr O'Connell goes to open his factory, and in the front of his door are 5 trailer trucks!. They are unloading thousands and thousands of yards of ribbon!. He runs upstairs, gets on the phone, and says, "Cohen, you miserable animal, what the hell did you send me!?"
He says "Look Mr O'Connell!. Exactly what you asked me for is what i sent you!. My belly button, everybody knows where that is!. You said till it reaches the tip of my penis!. 55 years ago i was circumcised in a little town outside of Warsaw, Poland!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol!.
Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised!?
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
Because Jewish women want 10% off Everything!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised!?
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
Because Jewish women want 10% off Everything!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's no apostrophe in Jews!Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant pmsl Www@Enter-QA@Com
really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really funny but is cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
BrillWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol like it, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol lmao have a *Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha nice one thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com
twas okWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah its not that funny
it was kinda obvious
but still hmmmmm i guess it was okWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was kinda obvious
but still hmmmmm i guess it was okWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mr Cohen has a very successful habidashery shop!.
He also has a very lovely daughter of whom he ia very proud!.
When she reaches sixteen he tells her "Be careful who you go out with your still very young", She takes no notice and gets herself a nice jewish boyfriend of whom she is very fond!.
One Friday evening Mr Cohen is upstairs doing his accounts so she sneaks the boyfriend into the front room!. Half an hour later Mr Cohen hears o lot of moaning going on downstairs so he goes to investigate!.
The boy hears him coming and hides behind the drawn curtains!.
"I can see you" says Mr Cohen "come on out"!.
"look your going out with my daughter who is only sixteen"
"I can live with that"
"The two of you are fooling around in my front room"
"I can live with that"!.
"Your a young Jewish boy feeling your oats"
"And I can live with that"!.
"But, Wiping your D*CK on the curtains at ￡15-99 a metre!.
"I cant live with that"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He also has a very lovely daughter of whom he ia very proud!.
When she reaches sixteen he tells her "Be careful who you go out with your still very young", She takes no notice and gets herself a nice jewish boyfriend of whom she is very fond!.
One Friday evening Mr Cohen is upstairs doing his accounts so she sneaks the boyfriend into the front room!. Half an hour later Mr Cohen hears o lot of moaning going on downstairs so he goes to investigate!.
The boy hears him coming and hides behind the drawn curtains!.
"I can see you" says Mr Cohen "come on out"!.
"look your going out with my daughter who is only sixteen"
"I can live with that"
"The two of you are fooling around in my front room"
"I can live with that"!.
"Your a young Jewish boy feeling your oats"
"And I can live with that"!.
"But, Wiping your D*CK on the curtains at ￡15-99 a metre!.
"I cant live with that"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com