Would you like a real funny story?!
Question: Would you like a real funny story!?
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist!.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital!.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years!.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump!.
The first patient dives head first into the pool and breaks both arms!.
Then the second patient jumps into the pool and breaks both legs!.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump!.
"Congratulations! You're a free man!. Just tell me why didn't you jump!?" asked the doctor!.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital!.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years!.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump!.
The first patient dives head first into the pool and breaks both arms!.
Then the second patient jumps into the pool and breaks both legs!.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump!.
"Congratulations! You're a free man!. Just tell me why didn't you jump!?" asked the doctor!.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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Answers:
lol
That's great!
I love funny stories!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's great!
I love funny stories!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fuuuuuuuuuuunny!
Omg! I'll tell you mine:
Theres this foreign guy who come to england!.!.
he was in the airport and he learnt how to say TAKE OFF
the next day he went to the zoo and learned how to say ZEEBRA
and his last was in hospital he learned how too say BABY
then he was going down the street and said to this lady TAKE OFF ZEEBRA BABY!.
:L lol!.!.
not as great as yours ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg! I'll tell you mine:
Theres this foreign guy who come to england!.!.
he was in the airport and he learnt how to say TAKE OFF
the next day he went to the zoo and learned how to say ZEEBRA
and his last was in hospital he learned how too say BABY
then he was going down the street and said to this lady TAKE OFF ZEEBRA BABY!.
:L lol!.!.
not as great as yours ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, Ha!. The doctor is just useless!. All 3 patients should immediately be discharged!. The patients can't get better with his treatment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!. good!. one!. love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
a bit funny - not real funny as you promised lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FailWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I would like to hear a funny joke!. Do you know any!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
umm!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha not really funny but i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i did not laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao I'm guessing he's getting afew years!Www@Enter-QA@Com