Another joke funny or not.x?!
Question: Another joke funny or not!.x!?
Scott took his blind date to the carnival!. "What would you like to do
first, Mary!?" asked Scott!.
"I want to get weighed," she said!. They ambled over to the weight guesser!.
He guessed 120 pounds!. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a
prize!.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel!. When the ride was over, Scott
again asked Mary what she would like to do!.
"I want to get weighed," she said!. Back to the weight guesser they went!.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott
lost his dollar!.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next!.
"I want to get weighed," she responded!.
By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake!.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go!?"
Mary responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy, he just wouldn't way me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
first, Mary!?" asked Scott!.
"I want to get weighed," she said!. They ambled over to the weight guesser!.
He guessed 120 pounds!. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a
prize!.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel!. When the ride was over, Scott
again asked Mary what she would like to do!.
"I want to get weighed," she said!. Back to the weight guesser they went!.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott
lost his dollar!.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next!.
"I want to get weighed," she responded!.
By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake!.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go!?"
Mary responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy, he just wouldn't way me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh you Naughty madam,
Just got in now from pub and you owe me some new underwear please because I think I just wet myself with your joke LOL xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just got in now from pub and you owe me some new underwear please because I think I just wet myself with your joke LOL xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Another very funny joke!. LOL!.
Must be a good girl T you have got to be Professional!.
If you are not, Then should be!.
Agent to ventriloquist "You are the worst act I have on my books, you have been thrown out of every club I have ever booked you in"
"Give me bweak" said ventriloquist!.
"No" said agent,"Get out of my office and never return!. EVER!."
Two minuets later the office door swings open, the ventriloquists`s
dummy head appears and shouts "GOLLICKS"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Must be a good girl T you have got to be Professional!.
If you are not, Then should be!.
Agent to ventriloquist "You are the worst act I have on my books, you have been thrown out of every club I have ever booked you in"
"Give me bweak" said ventriloquist!.
"No" said agent,"Get out of my office and never return!. EVER!."
Two minuets later the office door swings open, the ventriloquists`s
dummy head appears and shouts "GOLLICKS"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!
poor mary!.!.!.!.!.!. :3
XOXOXxxx
*4U
*EDIT*:Fenny, what she means is because Mary pronounces her L's as W's lol!.!.!.!. so instead of weighed it's supposed to be layed!.!. ahahahah!
Mary must of been quite horny hehe ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor mary!.!.!.!.!.!. :3
XOXOXxxx
*4U
*EDIT*:Fenny, what she means is because Mary pronounces her L's as W's lol!.!.!.!. so instead of weighed it's supposed to be layed!.!. ahahahah!
Mary must of been quite horny hehe ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nasty jokes but sometimes funny
it was a little funny
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it was a little funny
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hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
saw the punchline way before i got to the end of the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
1 word, 3 letters: LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha Love it :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that was pretty good!. It took me a minute though!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahh she couldnt pronounce her L s!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wasnt funny, sryWww@Enter-QA@Com
ah nice!
If only Scott knew!!!!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
If only Scott knew!!!!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it
sorry lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad 9 out of 10!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cr*p m8Www@Enter-QA@Com