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Question: **********Another joke**********!?
There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed!. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer!. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny!. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home!. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car!." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it!. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg!. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah!?" "I'm Officer Brown!. What are you doing down there!?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose!." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree!." Www@Enter-QA@Com


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first i thort it was crep then i burst out laffing haha verry good m8Www@Enter-QA@Com

Another good one!. Will use this!.

But really if he want to last longer should he not be thinking
of a Train, Fire Engine, Tank, Warplane!.!.!.!.!.Jane Goody!.
That-ll do it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA HA ******* HAWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol! brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahhh
thats such a funniiii joke!!

10/10
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just 3 word HA HA HAWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh god!!!!
XD How great lol lovelyWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha!! Thats a good one!
xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

must have had his eyes shut as well!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

good for himWww@Enter-QA@Com

not bad 9 out of 10!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i get it yep it good lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny i like it, it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao i starredWww@Enter-QA@Com



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