What were you thinking ?!
Question: What were you thinking !?
Once upon a time there lived a King who had a beautiful daughter,
but there was a problem !.
Everything she touched would melt,no matter what; Metal,Stone Wood ,anything she touched would melt
Because of this, men were afraid of her!.Nobody would dare marry her!.
The King despaired!.What could he do to help his daughter !?
He consulted his wizards!.One told the King
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt she will be cured!.'
The King was overjoyed and the next day held a competition!.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit his wealth!.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE!.
The first brought a sword of finest steel !.
But alas,when the princess touched it,it melted!.
The prince went away sadly!.
The second prince brought diamonds
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt
but alas,once the princess touched them ,they melted
He too was sent away disappointed!.
The third prince approached He told the princess !.
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there!.'
The princess did as she was told ,though she turned red!.
she felt something hard and it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed everyone in the kingdom was overjoyed!
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after!.
Question what was in the prince's pants !?
M&M's of course!.
They melt in the mouth not in the hand !.
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but there was a problem !.
Everything she touched would melt,no matter what; Metal,Stone Wood ,anything she touched would melt
Because of this, men were afraid of her!.Nobody would dare marry her!.
The King despaired!.What could he do to help his daughter !?
He consulted his wizards!.One told the King
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt she will be cured!.'
The King was overjoyed and the next day held a competition!.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit his wealth!.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE!.
The first brought a sword of finest steel !.
But alas,when the princess touched it,it melted!.
The prince went away sadly!.
The second prince brought diamonds
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt
but alas,once the princess touched them ,they melted
He too was sent away disappointed!.
The third prince approached He told the princess !.
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there!.'
The princess did as she was told ,though she turned red!.
she felt something hard and it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed everyone in the kingdom was overjoyed!
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after!.
Question what was in the prince's pants !?
M&M's of course!.
They melt in the mouth not in the hand !.
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Answers:
I admit at first I was thinking shirt pocket! But alas I was fooled, then my mind went straight to the gutter upon learning it was his pants pocket, to add insult to injury my mind went even farther into the realms of naughtiness upon reading "melts in your mouth and not in your hands"!. So True!.!.!.;)
An adult fairy tale, I will tell it to my husband tonight, he'll enjoy it too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An adult fairy tale, I will tell it to my husband tonight, he'll enjoy it too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was thinking "Maltesers"!. did`nt they melt in the mouth and not in the
hand also!.
What a woman!. How on earth did she stand on the surface of the planet without falling through to the CENTRE!.
Enjoyed the joke!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hand also!.
What a woman!. How on earth did she stand on the surface of the planet without falling through to the CENTRE!.
Enjoyed the joke!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Naughty, naughty Bob breaching my copyright lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmpff!.!. Apparently I have a very dirty mind!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha that is really clever!. That last line makes you feel embarrassed!. Can I use that one with my friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
brill, i love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yah me 2 ^_^ i didnt know!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was great!. I have a really dirty mind and i was thinking of something else LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
L0L!.! you tricked me!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com