Your just like a door knob everyone gets a turn. someone give me those kind of j!


Question: Your just like a door knob everyone gets a turn!. someone give me those kind of jokes!. best ones 10 ptsss!?
your just like a penny!.!. your worth less!. can u guys gimme those kinda jokes plllzzWww@Enter-QA@Com


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You're like an ice cream cone… everyone gets a lick
You're like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in
You're like a bowling ball you always wind up in the gutter
You're like a bowling ball you always come back for more
You're like McDonalds… Billions and Billions served
You're like Denny’s… open 24 hours
You're like a shotgun… give you a c*ck and you blow
You're like 7up…never had it never will!.
You're like a railroad track: You get laid all over the country!.
You're like a T!.V!.: A two year old could turn you on!.
You're like a postage stamp, you lick it, stick it, and send it away!.

OK here's more:

You're like an ATM machine - open 24 hours!.!.!.
You're like a 7-11!.!.!.open 24 hours for your convenience!.!.!.
You're like a chicken coop - c*cks flyin in and out all day!.!.!.
You're like a squirrel - always got some nuts in your mouth!.!.!.
You're like the Bermuda triangle!.!.!.you swallow a whole lotta seamen!.
You're like a Library - open to the public!.
You're like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy!.
You're like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece!.!.!.
You're like a fine restaraunt - you only take deliveries in rear!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

youre like michael jackson black on the inside plastic and gets turned on by little boyss!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol sry i guess i heard it a while back andd just rememberd it i like the guy on top those were pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

i give you a S*T*A*R*!.!.!.!.!.!.Good luck=P
~911Angel§Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your just like a spinach souffle your green and make people want to barf!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

(do this to someone fat) your like a school bus!. your big, you smell bad and your free to ride!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!.
thanks for the two points anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com

your like a bowling ball, u get fingered and thrown into the gutter!. but u still come back for more
:DWww@Enter-QA@Com



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