What is a good joke you know?!


Question: What is a good joke you know!?
I want a funny joke to tell my friends, please dont make them corny, stupid aint good!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
JIGSAW PUZZLE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!.

" Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger!."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock
who that fuucck is there!!?
eat mop
eat mop who!? Biittch!
eat your own poo!.!.!.!.!.!.!. jerk
hahaha
get it!? because when you see "eat mop who" it sounds like eat my poo! bahahahabajhahahasjldgf yuas
funniest joke ever i think !
right!? am i right!. i bet this one had you all in stitches! ohoh hahaohoh h
*sigh* eat your own poo!. ohh man thats priceless!.
or here is a dirty one
what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire!?
"see you next month!.!.!. you bloody sexy whoree!."
i added the bloody sexy whhore part my self :D
oh i'm badWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ok, i got this one from this category and it made all my freinds **** themselves:

there was a cow and her three calfs!. the first calf said "mom why you named me daisy!?" and the cow said "because a daisy fell on you when you were born" the second one said "mom why did you named me violet!?" the cow said " because a violet fell on you when you were born", and the third calf said "deerrrffff!!", and the cow said "shut-up cinderblock!"

Please best answer!!!!!!!!
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blond joke!

a blond girl walks into a room and says
"does anyone know what IDK means!?"
someone yells out "i dont know"
and she says "gosh, nobody knows"Www@Enter-QA@Com

the best funniest joke !.!.!.ever

whats red blue green orange white yellow purple brown nd pink !?!?!?



a lollypop wit tha colorsz red blue green orange white yellow purple brown nd pinkWww@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock!.!.!. whos there!.!.!. the worldWww@Enter-QA@Com



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