Best joke you ever heard?!
Question: Best joke you ever heard!?
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town called Weipa!. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way!? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being!? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person!. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little prick on your knee!."
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The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little prick on your knee!."
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A black man went to a bar!.!.!.
He was watching this white guy
drink and drink !.!.!.!.
The bartender came up to the
white guy and said i dare u
to jump out of the building and
come back!.!.!.
The white man agreed!.
He jumped then he came back!.!.!.
The black was shock by this so he
went up to the white guy and asked
"Hey how did u do that!?"
The white guy smiled and said
"Easy why dont u give it a try and
u will see!." So the black guy
went and jump out of the building
but didnt come back!.!.
The bartender went up to the white guy
and said "Superman why do u always
have to pick on black guys!."
Ahahahaha that was so funny when i heard it!.
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He was watching this white guy
drink and drink !.!.!.!.
The bartender came up to the
white guy and said i dare u
to jump out of the building and
come back!.!.!.
The white man agreed!.
He jumped then he came back!.!.!.
The black was shock by this so he
went up to the white guy and asked
"Hey how did u do that!?"
The white guy smiled and said
"Easy why dont u give it a try and
u will see!." So the black guy
went and jump out of the building
but didnt come back!.!.
The bartender went up to the white guy
and said "Superman why do u always
have to pick on black guys!."
Ahahahaha that was so funny when i heard it!.
Its just a joke its not racist or anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours
and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!.
One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."
The other man replies,
"Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says,
"Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says,
"I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."
So the man humbly
returns to his friend!.
"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.
The drunk responded,
"She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."
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A tall woman met a midget at a party!. The midget was barely
three feet tall but they were attracted to each other!.
After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's
apartment!.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,"
said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all!."
"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget!.
The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest
thing she'd ever experienced inside her!.
Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times!.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
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three feet tall but they were attracted to each other!.
After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's
apartment!.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,"
said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all!."
"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget!.
The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest
thing she'd ever experienced inside her!.
Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times!.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
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Rolls Royce
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000!. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce!. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan!. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire!. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000!?" The blond replies!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15!.41 and expect it to be there when I return!?" Finally, a smart blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000!. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce!. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan!. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire!. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000!?" The blond replies!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15!.41 and expect it to be there when I return!?" Finally, a smart blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison!?
a small medium at large!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a small medium at large!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THIS QUESTION!.Www@Enter-QA@Com