Did I reach the right number?!
Question: Did I reach the right number!?
'Hello!?'
Hi honey!. This is Daddy!. Is Mommy near the phone!?'
'No, Daddy!. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!.
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now!.'
<Brief pause>
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy,That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!.
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute!.'
A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone!. "I did it, Daddy!."
'And what happened, honey!?' He asked!.
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming!.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul!?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool!. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it!. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!.'
Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool!? Is this 486-5731!?"
No, I think you have the wrong number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Hi honey!. This is Daddy!. Is Mommy near the phone!?'
'No, Daddy!. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!.
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul!.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now!.'
<Brief pause>
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy,That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway!.
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute!.'
A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone!. "I did it, Daddy!."
'And what happened, honey!?' He asked!.
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming!.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul!?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool!. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it!. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!.'
Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool!? Is this 486-5731!?"
No, I think you have the wrong number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Answers:
Haven't read this joke in a while!. Enjoyed it when I first read it and enjoy it just as much now!. Awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pass me the tissues! Loved it!. It is not often I like American sense
of humour, and vicky verky, so try this!.!.!.
"Mummy, when you die and go to heaven, do you go feet first!?"
"I don't know dear, but what a funny question!. Why do you ask!?"
"Because I went into your bedroom!. Your sister was laid on your
bed with her legs in the air, screaming 'Oh god, I am coming'!.
I think she would have gone if daddy had not been pinning her down"!.
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I saw this joke made by photos a guy talking on the phone to a young boy which made it hilarious!. Still funny without the photos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is the funniest joke I ever read on this website!. I wish I could give you 10 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA so funny I already read this a long time ago!.!.!.
SO hang up and try your call again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
SO hang up and try your call again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe i have to remember this lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO DAMN THAT'S A STORY!. THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AND 2 POINTS!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is great!. (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
What area code is that !.!.!. I think that is my number!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LAWLZ!!!!! GREAT STORY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
best one read tonight, th!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww that's messed up but funny!.!.lmao!.!.!.WOW!.!.!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO
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what a funny storyWww@Enter-QA@Com