Can you guess who said this?!


Question: Can you guess who said this!?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about!. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight!. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other!. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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That's old, and the original goes like this:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about!.!.!.

One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight!. Faced each other, back to back, drew their swords and shot each other!. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys!. If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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Sammy Hagar sang part of it in his song "Sympathy for the Human"Www@Enter-QA@Com

George BushWww@Enter-QA@Com

John McCain!? IDKWww@Enter-QA@Com

sounds like one of Johnny Depp's characters!.!. Captain Jack Sparrow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

eitherway niether a joke nor riddle jus 2 pts!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com



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