Another joke for dirty minds..?!
Question: Another joke for dirty minds!.!.!?
One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight!. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman!. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope!. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person!."
Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself!. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pope!.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out off his bag and began working on it!. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman!. I'm really good at crosswords!. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance!.
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'!?
The man was in shock!. He could only think of one word that fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope!. The gentleman thought for a while longer, then it hit him!.
Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'!."
"Of course," said the Pope!. "Do you have an eraser!?"
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Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself!. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pope!.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out off his bag and began working on it!. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman!. I'm really good at crosswords!. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance!.
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'!?
The man was in shock!. He could only think of one word that fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope!. The gentleman thought for a while longer, then it hit him!.
Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'!."
"Of course," said the Pope!. "Do you have an eraser!?"
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Nice, here's one-One day, Farmer Bob went out to the chicken yard, and saw that his hans weren't laying eggs, so he went to his neighbor and asked,"Do you have a rooster I can have!?" "Well," said the neighbor "I have this one rooster, but he's kinda a sex fanatic!." Farmer Bob didn't hesitate, he says, "I'll take him!" When he brought the rooster home, it started "Making it's rounds," soon it had been thought the whole barnyard, including the farmers wife!. The next day farmer Bo got up, and went outside, to the sight of buzzards circling over the still body of Red the Rooster!. The Farmer went over, removed his hat, and said"Well I guess it was just to much for you after all," then the rooster opened one eye and said, "Shhh, they're coming closer!"
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good one!.!. try this!.!.!.
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com