What is the funniest thing u have ever seen in ur life?!
Question: What is the funniest thing u have ever seen in ur life!?
i am just curious and could use a good laugh right now, so, what is the funniest thing ever!?! it can be a joke, something u have seen, anything~! i do pick BEST ANSWER!!!!! :) GOOD LUCK!.!.!.AND MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!! :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but gross
i was with my mom and sister putting groceries in the car
we were in the walmart parking lot
there was a woman a few cars down
middle aged
she blew her nose in a tissue
opened it
looked at it
licked it
and wiped her chin with it
i dont think its the funniest thing in my life but it is funny/gross :)
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i was with my mom and sister putting groceries in the car
we were in the walmart parking lot
there was a woman a few cars down
middle aged
she blew her nose in a tissue
opened it
looked at it
licked it
and wiped her chin with it
i dont think its the funniest thing in my life but it is funny/gross :)
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i walked my dog to a park once, and there was at least 20 young young kids there, and my dog was still a puppy, so they all came running to look at him, when they all came over, my dog got super excited, and got on his hind legs, and started humping all the kids, but the way he was bouncing and thrusting about while standing up, and the way the kids were screaming/crying/kicking at the dog because they didn't know what the hell was happening was just so priceless xD what topped it off was the parents explaing to their kids why the dog was doing what he was doing LoLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Once I was walking past this guy that I like!. Lets call him G!. Then this other guy lets call him B, who like to annoy me and trip me up siletly comes up to me!. I didn't know B was there!. He put his leg around mine and tripped me up!. I was staring at G!. My school uniform skirt flew up!.(Lucky i wore my PE shorts) I stood up and smacked B on the back of his head!. He was running away from me!. Then i walked back past G!. G said to me "Are u ok!?"
me: yes
G: ok!. want to suck my d*ck!?"
I just stared at him!.
A couple of days after i had to be a tour guide for the whole day and i walked down past G's classroom for a morning tea break!. G's classroom was coming out for morning tea too!. I was eating a banana!. He saw me and said: Do u like bananaz!?
me: yes i do!. i like big bananaz lol!.
G: So is mine big enough for u!?
That was really embarassing!. lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
me: yes
G: ok!. want to suck my d*ck!?"
I just stared at him!.
A couple of days after i had to be a tour guide for the whole day and i walked down past G's classroom for a morning tea break!. G's classroom was coming out for morning tea too!. I was eating a banana!. He saw me and said: Do u like bananaz!?
me: yes i do!. i like big bananaz lol!.
G: So is mine big enough for u!?
That was really embarassing!. lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, k at soccer the ref!. told us to tuck in our shirts; my friend tucks her shirt in by pullin up her pants up to her boobs!. she starts to run away in some odd way!. another player suck her leg out and tripped her! it was so funny!. she looked like those baby deer running for the first time but faalls face firstWww@Enter-QA@Com
Many years !.ago,i hurt my stomach laughing so hard
as i watched my father trying to put on a girdle for Mardi
Gras!.You had to be there!. My father was 6' 1 & weighed
245lbs!. now you have the picture!. Seems like yesterday!.
Eric SWww@Enter-QA@Com
When my kid was 6 he learned this joke:
How do you make a tissue dance!?
And for the punch line he would get this evil grin and raise his eyebrows and announce!.!.!.
You put a little BOOGIE in it!
*butt shake wriggle on the boogie* :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you make a tissue dance!?
And for the punch line he would get this evil grin and raise his eyebrows and announce!.!.!.
You put a little BOOGIE in it!
*butt shake wriggle on the boogie* :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
first thing that comes to mind
is when i was at a gig
and i saw 2 people dancing
the thing is they were sooo drunk haha
so they were jut like reclining on each other
and going around in circles jaja
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
first thing that comes to mind
is when i was at a gig
and i saw 2 people dancing
the thing is they were sooo drunk haha
so they were jut like reclining on each other
and going around in circles jaja
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
I saw a fat guy in a speedo at the beach and he had a heart tattoo on one butt cheek!!!!!! I almost choked on my sandwich because I was laughing so hard!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The funniest thing I ever saw: I saw a NUN coming out of Hot Topic!Www@Enter-QA@Com