Some more jokes.....?!


Question: Some more jokes!.!.!.!.!.!?
I posted lots of stuff here in this section!
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One day there was this little boy named Johnny and he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom!?" she said no!.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom!?!"She said "Certainly not with that attitude, young man!"She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's!.frontwords and backwords
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u!.!.!.
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f!.!.!.
Then she asked "Where is the p!?"
Lil Johnny said "Running down my leg!"

2
I Got a letter from Grandma today!. She writes!.!.
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker!. I was feeling particularly sassy that day just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper!.
Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is,and I didn't notice that the light had changed!. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!
Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love Of GOD!! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window an started waving and smiling at all these loving people!. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach!."
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger pointing up at the heavens above!. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant,he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign!. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back!.
My grandson burst out laughing !. !. why even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me!. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,but this is when I noticed the light had changed!. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning, and drove on through the intersection!.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away!.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

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There was a family off rabbits that lived in a hole just outside a farmhouse!.
There was a Dad rabbit, a Mum rabbit, and an ittsy bittsy Baby rabbit!. One morning the dad rabbit woke up and poked his head outside!. He sniffed the air and said: "I smell pancakes!" Hearing that, Mum rabbit scurried up the hole and squeezed in next to Dad rabbit, sniffed the air and said: "Mmm, I smell maple syrup!"
This got Baby Rabbit attention and he ran up the hole and tried to peek out but found his mum and dad were blocking the entrance!.
To which he said: "All I smell is rabbit-as*es!"

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Answers:
1!. Quite old, but gets a chuckle!. 5/10
2!. I loved this one, made me laugh!. 10/10
3!. Not that funny, bit immature tbh!. 4/10

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I Loved all of them, i never had heard them b4!.

#1!. Was funny!
#2!. I Cracked up!
#3!. it was okay/good!

Great Jokes!.!.!.hope to hear more!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ive already heard 1
2 was sooooo funny xD
3 wasnt funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

2=ROTFLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

2nd one was awesome!.!.!.:DWww@Enter-QA@Com

2 was funny! I LOL hahaha!.!.!.!. #1 and #3 were okay!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

i heard the first!.!.!.
omg the 2nd one was SO funny!
last one!.!.!. okayWww@Enter-QA@Com

i love the grandma oneWww@Enter-QA@Com



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