Does anyone know a little johnny joke...?!
Question: Does anyone know a little johnny joke!.!.!.!?
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Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby!.
Unfortunately the baby was born without ears!.
When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child!.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears!.
He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home!.
Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely!.
When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby"!.
The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny"!.
Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes"
"Can he see o!.k"!?
"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision"!.
"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
glasses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unfortunately the baby was born without ears!.
When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child!.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears!.
He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home!.
Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely!.
When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby"!.
The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny"!.
Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes"
"Can he see o!.k"!?
"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision"!.
"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
glasses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually, she slept throught the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe!?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear!. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret!.
The teacher said, "very good" and continued teaching the class!. A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and savior!?" But she didn't stir from her slumber!. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt!. "Jesus Christ!" " shouted Mary Margaret and the teacher once again said "very good and Mary Margaret fell back to sleep!.
The teacher asked her a third question "what did Eve say to Adam after she had her tenth child!?" Again, Johnny to the rescue!. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "if you stick me with that damn thing one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually, she slept throught the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe!?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear!. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret!.
The teacher said, "very good" and continued teaching the class!. A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and savior!?" But she didn't stir from her slumber!. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt!. "Jesus Christ!" " shouted Mary Margaret and the teacher once again said "very good and Mary Margaret fell back to sleep!.
The teacher asked her a third question "what did Eve say to Adam after she had her tenth child!?" Again, Johnny to the rescue!. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "if you stick me with that damn thing one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Teacher: "Johnny, give me a sentence starting with 'I'"
Little Johnny: "I is!.!.!."
Teacher: "No, Little Johnny!. Always say 'I am!.'"
Little Johnny: "All right!. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny: "I is!.!.!."
Teacher: "No, Little Johnny!. Always say 'I am!.'"
Little Johnny: "All right!. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am sorry I will have to erase this
you must not mention rubbers or any thing associated with rubbers
not even talking or asking questions about little johnnies
I remember someone when pinched my little johnny
I had nothing to come-inWww@Enter-QA@Com
you must not mention rubbers or any thing associated with rubbers
not even talking or asking questions about little johnnies
I remember someone when pinched my little johnny
I had nothing to come-inWww@Enter-QA@Com
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check this community !.!.i have posted 450 jokes t/d
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do reply :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com