Have you heard about the blind skydiver ?!
Question: Have you heard about the blind skydiver !?
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting!. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump!. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog!."
"But how do you know when you are going to land!?" he was asked!. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered!.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground!?" he was again asked!. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"But how do you know when you are going to land!?" he was asked!. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered!.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground!?" he was again asked!. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A man is training to be paratrooper and its his first jump!.
The plane is at 20,000 feet and six jump before him, he is last!.
When he gets to the door he freezes and wont jump!.
The sargent says to him "There is an old American Indian called Geronimo Its easy, just leap out, shout "Geronimo"
and pull the cord!. The chap leaps out and the sargent shuts the door!.
Five minutes later there is a banging on the door!.
Sarge opens the door and the chap hanging on the outside says
"Whats the name of that f***ing indian again"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The plane is at 20,000 feet and six jump before him, he is last!.
When he gets to the door he freezes and wont jump!.
The sargent says to him "There is an old American Indian called Geronimo Its easy, just leap out, shout "Geronimo"
and pull the cord!. The chap leaps out and the sargent shuts the door!.
Five minutes later there is a banging on the door!.
Sarge opens the door and the chap hanging on the outside says
"Whats the name of that f***ing indian again"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! ha! ha! funny!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, i must have such a sick sense of humour but i found this soooo funny!.:)))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved it, probably more than the dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha oh dear!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive herd better but that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com